A mouse approached a giraffe. "What makes you so tall?" the mouse asked. "The reason I am so tall," the giraffe answered, "is that I rub grease on the top of my head every day, and I rub grease up and down my neck." The mouse looked puzzled. "I tried that," he said. "But look at me. It didn't work at all." "What kind of grease did you use?" the giraffe asked. "Crisco," said the mouse. "Oh," replied the giraffe. "No wonder it didn't work. Crisco is shortening."

Mouse Humor
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Why don't giraffes go to college?
They don't fit through the door.

School Humor
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Giraffes

I like them.
Ask me why.
Because they hold their heads up high.
Because their necks stretch to the sky.
Because they're quiet, calm, and shy.
Because they run so fast they fly.
Because their eyes are velvet brown.
Because their coats are spotted tan.
Because they eat the tops of trees.
Because their legs have knobby knees.
Because
Because
Because. That's why.
I like giraffes.

-Mary Ann Hoberman

Poetry Humor
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A giraffe walked into a clothing store to buy a necktie - a long one. Unfortunately, all the giraffe had on him was a one-hundred dollar bill. The clerk looked at the one-hundred dollar bill, looked at the giraffe, and thought to himself, "Hmmm. Giraffes don't know anything about money. I'll just give him a dollar in change and he'll never know the difference." The clerk rung up the sale and gave the giraffe a dollar bill in change. "You know," he said, "we don't get many giraffes in this store. In fact, as long as I've worked here, no giraffe has ever come in to buy a necktie. " "No wonder, the giraffe said. At ninety-nine dollars a necktie, I'm not coming back either."

Clothing And Accessories Humor
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There once was a stately giraffe,
Whose motto was, "Nothing by half!"
His old friend, the tapir,
Said, "Cut me a caper -
It's a year since I've had a good laugh!"

So, to please him, the gracious giraffe
Jumped over a cow and her calf;
But when the old tapir
Told folks of this caper,
They said, "That's just some more of your chaff!"

"He's a dignified chap, that giraffe,
And we know he does nothing by half;
We can understand how
He might jump o'er a cow,
But he'd never jump over a calf!"

-Margaret Vandergrift

Limericks
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These jokes are a little long in the neck! Please feel free to add more giraffe humor.

Sorry, but I am fresh out of giraffe jokes

Giraffes are funny looking, and buffaloes are good to eat. What if we combined them to create giraffaloes, the animals that are funny looking and good to eat?

Food Humor
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