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French Humor

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Beaumont
The 400 crocodiles at the Crocodile Farm in Pierrelatte, near Montelimar, France, can enjoy tropical conditions in their pools thanks to hot water provided by the nearby Tricastin Nuclear Power Center.
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Beaumont
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel dizzy – let’s get off this tower!
Knock-Knock Joke Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

Light Bulb Changing Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel dizzy – let’s get off this tower!

Knock-Knock Joke Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Mick was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. “God bless Mummy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Rennes the capital of France.” “Mick,” said his father, “why do you want Rennes to be the capital of France?” “Because that's what I wrote in my geography exam.”

Geography Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7515722
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Fun Fact: King Louis XIX ruled France for 15 minutes.

History Humor
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Beaumont
"When President Chirac gave [U.S. President] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower . . . Bush said, 'This is great! A little oil rig!'"

-Jay Leno

Jay Leno Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Fun Fact: The people of France eat more cheese than the people of any other country in the world.

Cheese Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?”

-Charles De Gaulle

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What do you call a Frenchman who wears sandals?
Answer: Phillipe Phelloppe!

Clothing And Accessories Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Do you have any French humor? Please add it below so we can all read it. Thanks! :-)
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