the day finally arrived forrest gump dies and go"s to heaven he is at the pearly gates met by st. peter himself however the gates are closed and forrest approaches the gate keeper . st. peter said well forrest it is certainly good to see you we have heard alot about you i must tell you though the place is filling up fast and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone the test is short but you have to pass it before you get into heaven . forrest responds it sure is good to be here st. peter sir but nobody told me about any entrance exam i sure hope that the test ain't too hard life was abig enough test as it was st. peter continued yes i know forrest but the test is only three questions first what two days of the week begin with the letter t? second how many seconds are there in a year ? third what is gods first name ? forrest leaves to think the questions over he returns the next day and sees st. peter who waves him up and say now you have a chance to think the questions over give me your answers forrest replied well the first one which two days in the week begins with the letter t shucks that one was easy that would be today and tomorrow the saint eyes opened wide and he exclaimed forrest that is not what i was thinking but you have a point and i guess i did not specify so i will give you credit for the answer how about the next one asked st. peter ? how many seconds are in a year ? now that one is harder replied forrest but i thunk and thunk about thatand i guess the only answer can be twelve astounded st. peter said twelve forrest how in heavens name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year ? forrest replied shucks there's got to be twelve january 2nd febuary 2nd march second hold it interrupts st. peter i see where you are going with this and i see your point though that was not quite what i had in mind but i will give have togive you credit for that one too . let us go on with the third and final question can you tell me gods first name? sure forrest replied it's andy andy? exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated st. peter o.k. i can understand how you came up with your answers to my first questions but just how in the world did you come up with the name andy as the first name of god? shucks that was the easiest one of all forrest replied i learnt it from a song andy walks with me andy talks with me andy tells me i am his own st. peter opened the pearly gates and said run forrest run
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