Young man, age 27, with 350 acres of farmland, would like to meet charming, intelligent young lady with tractor. Please send picture of tractor.

Dating Humor
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Why was the farmer surprised when he found cucumbers growing out of his ears?
Because he had planted carrots.

Miscellaneous Humor
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“What do you raise on this farm?” the big-city lawyer asked. “Cotton, corn, lima beans, and other things,” the farmer answered. “It must keep you pretty busy. What time do you go to work in the morning?” asked the lawyer. “I don’t go to work,” the farmer said. “I wake up surrounded by it.”

Work Humor
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A visitor to the farm was asking all kinds of questions about the animals he saw. “Why doesn't that cow have horns?” he inquired of the farmer. "Well," drawled the farmer, "cows don't have horns for many reasons. Some have them removed, some kinds of cows never grow them, and some get them when they are old. That particular cow doesn't have them," he added, "because he's a horse."

Horse Humor
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What has five fingers and drives a tractor?
A farm hand.

Anatomy Humor
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Scarecrow: Cop of the cornfield.

Law Enforcement Humor
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Please add your farm humor below. Moo-oo-oo-oooooo!