Here lies the body of a girl named Gina,
Who bought a Hoover vacuum cleaner.
She got in the way
Of its suction one day -
Since then no one has seen her.

-Author Unknown

Limericks
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Epitaph on a Dentist:

Stranger, approach this spot with gravity;
John Brown is filling his last cavity.

Dentist And Orthodontist Humor
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Epitaph:

Here Lies an Atheist - All Dressed Up and No Place to Go.

Atheist And Evolutionist Humor
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Inscription on the gravestone of an astronomer: He gazed too long at the stars to be afraid of the night.

Astronomy Humor
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"If we expire when we die, shouldn't we inspire while we live?"

-George Goldtrap

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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Here lies the body of William Gray,
Who died defending his right-of-way.
He was right - dead right - as he sped along,
But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.

Travel Humor
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Famous Last Words

-You can make it easy - that train is moving slow.
-Gimme a match so I can see if my gas (petro) tank is empty.
-Wife, these biscuits are tough.
-Let's see if it's loaded.
-Step on it, pal. We're only going seventy-five.
-Nice kitty!
-Nice doggy!
-I'm as healthy as a horse, and I don't need a flu shot.
-I wonder what this button does.
-I'm going to poke it with this stick to see if it's still alive.
-I'm going to see who's knocking at the door.

Arleagh D. Richardson III was director of the National Humanities Foundation, in Concord, Massachusetts. His work, which he did diligently and well, involved reporting to and seeking consensus in a great many committees. When he died, one of his admirers suggested this epitaph for him: He has gone to another meeting.

Work Humor
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Epitaphs

Here lies what's left of little Jimmy Burdette
He never read the directions to his chemistry set.

Here lies the body of Captain M. Moat
He should have fixed that hole in his boat.

Here lies the body of Darcy Dators
Her big mistake was feeding those gators.

Her lies the body of Jolly Aunt Gert
She should have said no to that tenth dessert.

Here lies the body of Joshua Green
Last seen working the sausage machine.

Here lies the body of Jenny Paine
She almost learned how to fly a plane.

-Marc Brown

Poetry Humor
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here lay the remains of a man from athens
as a physisist he was good with patterns
but something went wrong
as he worked on a bomb
we couldnt find him but here are his atoms

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Here lies
Pierre Cabochard, grocer.
His inconsolate widow
dedicates this monument to his memory,
and continues the same business at
the old stand, 167 Rue Mouffetard.

-In Pere-la-Chaise Cemetary, Paris

Advertising Humor
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Here lies the preacher,
Judge, and poet Peter,
Who broke the laws
Of God and man
And meter.

-John Gibson Lockhart, on Lord Peter Robertson

Poetry Humor
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