A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
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talking with out movig your lips as much as posible.
smacking while chewing gum
asking people what the said over and over
telling the same story over and over
talking real loud during a Movie or TV program
start singing in an elevator full of people
pretend you know some one and start talking to them.
Blow huge chewing gum bubbles while talking. When they pop, leave the goo on your face.
Slurp your beverages.
Check your watch constantly while people are talking to you.
Make smacking noises while eating.
Pretend to have hiccups at the library.
Chew with your mouth open.
When talking with others, tilt your head to one side like a curious dog.
Make vroom-vroom noises while driving.
While in a waiting area (doctor's office, restaurant, etc.) stand up and begin demonstrating emergency aircraft procedures like a flight attendant.
Make glug-glug noises while drinking.
Begin every statement with, "In accordance with prophecy . . . "
"It's a small world after all, it' a small world after all, it's a small, small world."