A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Electrician Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What is purple and goes, "Hmm-mmm-mmm"?
An electric grape!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
There was a young fellow name Weir,
Who hadn't an atom of fear;
He indulged a desire
To touch a live wire;
('Most any old line will do here!)

Limericks
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Who is always up on current events?
The electrician.

'Puns' is under development...
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Beaumont
What did the electrician's wife say when her husband came home after midnight?
"Wire you insulate?"

Marriage Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A chap was arraigned for assault and came before the judge. Judge: What is your name, occupation, and what are you charged with? Prisoner: My name is Sparks, I'm an electrician, and I'm charged with battery. Judge: Put him in a dry cell.

dry cell: type of battery

Law And Lawyer Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9564897
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Electricity is just so...shocking!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do electricians do when they are low on funds?
They wire for money.

Money Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6778856

Work Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
How do you fix a short circuit?
Lengthen it.

More 'Dimension And Measurement Humor' is being planned now.
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Beaumont
'Electrician Humor' is a highly charged topic, so please feel free to amp it up by adding your sparks of humor below. Thanks! :-)