A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Memo to self...
A man in Texas left his car running outside while he robbed a drug store of Xanax and Hydrocodine. He ran outside to his get away car, only to discover that he had locked the keys inside in the ignition.
I'm Really Over 21...
A man walked into the corner store with a gun, planning to rob it. He demanded all the money in the till. The cashier put the money into a bag, as the robber instructed him to. The robber then demanded the bottle of scotch he saw behind the counter. But the cashier wouldn't give it to him because he said he didn't believe that the robber was over 21. The robber pulled out his driver's license to prove it and the cashier gave him the scotch.
After the robber left, the cashier called the police with the man's name and address. He was arrested soon after.
If you have any dumb criminal jokes, lets compare...
A man in Texas left his car running outside while he robbed a drug store of Xanax and Hydrocodine. He ran outside to his get away car, only to discover that he had locked the keys inside in the ignition.
I'm Really Over 21...
A man walked into the corner store with a gun, planning to rob it. He demanded all the money in the till. The cashier put the money into a bag, as the robber instructed him to. The robber then demanded the bottle of scotch he saw behind the counter. But the cashier wouldn't give it to him because he said he didn't believe that the robber was over 21. The robber pulled out his driver's license to prove it and the cashier gave him the scotch.
After the robber left, the cashier called the police with the man's name and address. He was arrested soon after.
If you have any dumb criminal jokes, lets compare...
Police said the unidentified man walked into the doughnut shop about 10:28 p.m. and handed a clerk a note stating that he had a gun and a bomb. The man's note said he would use both if he didn't get cash, police said.
The man then grabbed an adding machine, which had no cash drawers, from the counter and ran from the shop.
The thief fled in a black car, possibly a Pontiac, police said.
Two inmates were attempting to escape the city jail by crawling through the air conditioning ducts, but fell through the ceiling into the office of the police chief.
Do NOT Commit A Robbery While Intoxicated
A woman arrived home and saw a man breaking into her house. She called her husband, then called the police. The husband rushed home and saw the intoxicted man leaving his house. It was someone he knew. So he went over to talk to him. They chatted by the side of the road long enough for the police to arrive and arrest him.
Guns For Hire
"Guns For Hire" is a company which stages gunfights for Western movies and for other events. One day a woman called and asked if she could hire them to kill her husband. She was sentenced to 4 years for the request.