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jeanne36roses 01/23/2009

Arizona

"Is Arizona as healthful as they say?" asked the tourist. "It certainly is!" replied the native."Why, when I first came here, I had no hair, I couldn't speak, and I was so weak that they had to carry me around - and look at me now."
"Why, that is remarkable!" said the tourist. "How long ago was that?"

"When I was born!"

Beaumont 01/23/2009

Alllrrriiiggghhhttt, Jeanne36Roses, that's great! ;-)

Of course, I'm from California, the land of fruits and nuts - I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be, they haven't told me yet. We're also called the land of shake and bake (earthquakes and deserts).

jeanne36roses 01/23/2009

well They say that Florida is the "Sunshine" state. We have 'fun in the sun' while we 'fish up a dish' and squish the sand in our toes and wish we were on land and not in our boats. But our votes dont count.

deleted_user 01/23/2009

lolololololol, good ones!

deleted_user 01/23/2009

We do not have any leak as big a Niagra Falls in Texas but I know a Texas plumber can fix that leak up there in a jiffy.

deleted_user 01/23/2009

My dady was in New York City sitting a bar drining his dring whena man from new Your cam e up and ask. You must be from Texas. my dad sais yes sir I am. the mans sak are you a big oil tycoon. NOp not me. Well you look like you got plenty of $$$$ . Yes sir , I am not hurting I am doing fine. The mans ask well how do you make your $$ are you a cattle rancher / NOP! not a rancher. I do have a small spread of land. Oh then you are a farmer. NOP! What do you do on your land not much I say home or travel most of the time. How big is your land . OH I guess it is about 60 acers . That is not much land . No, it aint very big. What do you call it?
Well, sir most people call it Down Town Houston

Beaumont 09/09/2011

Once upon a time, probably in the 1960's, the Earth tilted on its axis, and the fruits and nuts all rolled into California...

deleted_user 09/10/2011

Is it true there is a law in the state of Texas called DWB?

Beaumont 09/10/2011

Yes, and DWB stands for 'Driving While Beaumont'!

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