A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
I get a lot of exercise from magazines. I keep picking up all of those subscription cards that keep falling out!
"I take Flintstones Vitamins. I don't feel any better, but I can now stop the car with my feet."
-Joan Saint Onge
What has a hundred legs and lives on yogurt and salads?
An aerobics class.
"Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes."
-Bob Thaves
Where I work, we get plenty of exercise from jumping to conclusions.
I stepped on one of those talking scales the other day. It said, "One at a time, please!"
"I take Flintstones Vitamins. I don't feel any better, but I can now stop the car with my feet."
-Joan Saint Onge
What has a hundred legs and lives on yogurt and salads?
An aerobics class.
"Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes."
-Bob Thaves
Where I work, we get plenty of exercise from jumping to conclusions.
I stepped on one of those talking scales the other day. It said, "One at a time, please!"
Wisdom
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My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.
It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating for
the food tasteth so good.
My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.
It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating for
the food tasteth so good.
The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me for I
knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously, My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of
my life.
And I shall be “pleasingly plump” forever.
-Author Unknown
-Joan Gussow
Cow Humor
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-Joan Gussow
Cow Humor
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Math Humor
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Just move your head from left to right when asked if you want a second helping.
My mom (who's on a diet)
says she's lost another pound.
I've tried to help her find it,
but it's nowhere to be found.
-Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz
More 'Wise Man Say Humor' is in development!
Mirror mirror on the wall
do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring light
to make my clothes look just too tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
you won't cooperate with me.
The way you let the shadows play
you'd think my hair was turning grey.
What's that you say, a double chin?
No that's the way the light comes in.
If you persist in peering so
you'll confiscate my facial glow.
And then if you're not hanging straight
you'll tell me next I'm gaining weight.
I'm really quite upset with you
for giving this distorted view.
I hate you being so smug and wise.
Oh look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now oh mirrored wall
since we're not on speaking terms at all
If I look like this in my new jeans
you'll find yourself in smitherines!
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