A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met the farmer. He told the farmer his story. "Was it a large red cow with a red spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied. "Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know anything about cars."
Laughingstock.
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.
-Ogden Nash
More epigrams are coming soon!
-Groucho Marx
One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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'Dance Humor' is now in development...
I never Saw a Purple Cow,
I never Hope to See one;
But I can Tell you, Anyhow,
I'd rather See than Be one.
-Gelett Burgess: "The Burgess Nonsense Book" (1901)
Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
No, cows 'moo'!
Knock-Knock Jokes
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2834809
Lots of moo-ple syrup!
Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
Shall I flee from that horrible cow?
I will sit on this stile,
And continue to smile,
Which may soften the heart of that cow."
-Edward Lear
Limericks
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There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
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My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.
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I just have to include one more before I go -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrup--
Moooooo!
A: A cow on a skateboard.