A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Send in the clowns!
The one with the biggest feet!
Clothing And Accessories Humor
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Anatomy Humor
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As I stumble through this life,
help me to create more laughter than tears,
dispense more happiness than gloom,
spread more cheer than despair.
Never let me become so indifferent
that I will fail to see
the wonders in the eyes of a child,
or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged.
Never let me forget that my total effort
is to cheer people, make them happy,
and forget momentarily,
all the unpleasantness in their lives.
And in my final moment,
may I hear You whisper:
“When you made My people smile,
you made Me smile.”
-Author Unknown
Prayers And Spiritual Affirmations
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The driver is a huge, mean bully. He gets out and draws a circle and tells the clown to stand in it.
Then he gets out his knife and cuts up the clown’s beautiful leather seats.
He turns around and sees the clown smiling.
So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting the clown’s windows and beating his car.
He looks back to see that the clown is laughing.
He’s really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices the clown’s tires.
He turns around and the clown’s laughing so hard, he’s about to fall down.
The bully demands, “What’s so funny?”
The clown says,
“Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle!”
Sung to: "I've Been Working on the Railroad"
I am walking through the circus,
Happy as can be.
I am walking through the circus,
Just to see what I can see.
I can see the clown laughing.
I can see the elephant, too.
I can see the lion sleeping.
Look out! He sees you.
God bless all clowns
Who star in the world with laughter
Who ring the rafters with flying jest,
Who make the world spin merry on its way
And somehow add more beauty to each day.
God bless all clowns
So poor the world would be
Lacking their piquant, hilarity,
The belly laughs, the ringing lovely mirth
That makes a friendly place of Earth.
God bless all clowns -
Give them a long good life.
Make bright their way - they're a breed apart!
Alchemists most, who turn their hearts' pain
Into a dazzling jest to lift the heart.
God bless all clowns.
-Author Unknown
Baggy trousers
Nose, bright red,
A silly hat
Upon his head.
Squirting flower
Spinning tie,
A teardrop falling
From his eye.
Elastic braces
Going twang,
His car exploding
With a BANG!
A patchwork coat
Those flapping shoes,
A painted smile
To chase the blues.
Making us laugh
And banish that frown,
The simple duties
Of a clown.
oOo
-Pip the Clown (written for Bluey the Clown)
Poetry Humor
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-Carl Sagan
One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267