A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Rick and Rita Rabbit were out on their first date at a French restaurant. Rick was showing off.
"I'm studying French this year and I'm getting really good at it," said Rick.
"That's wonderful," said Rita.
Just then the waiter came over.
"Say something in French," whispered Rita to Rick.
So Rick said, "Something in French."
Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basket ball.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
Calling all rabbit jokes... Do you know any to add????
"I'm studying French this year and I'm getting really good at it," said Rick.
"That's wonderful," said Rita.
Just then the waiter came over.
"Say something in French," whispered Rita to Rick.
So Rick said, "Something in French."
Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basket ball.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
Calling all rabbit jokes... Do you know any to add????
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
What do you call a rabbit who plays with foxes?
A very dumb bunny!
Proverb: When the wolf invites the rabbit to dinner, the rabbit should first know what is on the menu.
When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny?
When he is wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit!
A receding hairline!
A runny bunny.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbit's habits
Who's there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether Bunny!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Estelle.
Estelle who?
Estelle more Ether Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Somoa.
Somoa who?
Somoa Ether Bunnies!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these Ether Bunnies?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hop.
Hop who?
Hop, hop away. Ether Bunny gone!
HELPFUL FRIEND: Don't worry; be hoppy!
Hop rods.
Hot cross bunnies.
Because they wanted a raise in celery!
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There's no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans.
Good things come in small sugar-coated packages.
The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
To show your true colors, you have to come out of your shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
"HOT CROSS Bunnies!" --WELL I would be too!
A monster with a lot of hair-brained ideas.