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Bull Humor

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A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows to the ground. But the bulls just sway in the wind and continue eating. When the wind quiets down, the cows stand up, brush off the dirt, and start eating again. A bit later, one cow looks up just in time to see a tornado tearing through the pasture fence. The tornado knocks the cows every which way, but the bulls just rock back and forth as they are buffeted. When the cows get back on their feet and pick the straw out of their hide, they all walk over to the bulls. One cow says, “Why do we cows get knocked over by the wind but you bulls keep standing?” The two bulls laughed and replied, “We bulls wobble, but we don’t fall down.”
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed that the bull must have been hit by the train, and wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. As soon as the rancher showed up, the attorney for the railroad pulled him aside and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking. After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!" The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that missing bull came home this morning."

Law And Lawyer Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9564897
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A farmer asked his vet to come out to check on his favorite bull, who wasn't doing well at all. After checking the bull's vital signs, the vet reached in his black bag and pulled out a rather large pill. He forced open the bull's mouth and crammed the pill down his gullet. Suddenly the bull jumped up and took off like the wind, jumping every fence in his way. The vet exclaimed, "Well, looks like your bull is healed!"
The farmer replied, "Now give me one of those pills. I've gotta catch him!"

More 'Veterinarian Humor' is on its way!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A man was driving along a country road when the idea struck him to stop
and pick some flowers. He had barely begun when he saw a mean looking
bull not far away. The young man called out to the farmer in the next field, "Hey, mister! Is that bull safe?" To which the farmer shouted back, "Sure, safe as anything! Can't say the same about you, though."

Farm And Ranch Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5055080
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog!

Frog And Toad Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4926716