these are nashville tn's real 911 calls dispatcher;9-1-1 what is your emergency ? caller; i heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner dispatcher; do you have an address ? caller; no i have on a blouse and slacks why? dispatcher ; 9-1-1 what is your emergency? caller; someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and chesse sandwich dispatcher ; excuse me? <u> caller; i made a ham and chesse sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when i came back from the bathroom someone had taken abite out of it dispatcher; was anything taken ? caller; no this has happened to me before and i'm getting sick and tired of it . dispatcher ; 9-1-1 what is the nature of your call caller; i;m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone dosn't have an eleven on it dispatcher; this is nine eleven caller' i thought you just said it was nine one one dispatcher; yes ma;am nine one one and nine eleven are the same thing caller; honey i maybe old but i;m not stupid dispatcher; 9-1-1 what is the nature of your emergency ? caller; my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart dispatcher; is this her first child? caller; no you idiot this is her husband dispatcher; 9-1-1 caller; yeah im having trouble breathing i'm all out of breath darn i think i'm going to pass out dispatcher; sir where are you calling from ? caller&mbsp; i'm at apay phone north and foster dispatcher; sir an ambulance is on the way are you an asthmatic? caller; no dispatcher; what were you doing before you started having trouble breathing caller; running from the police