First Monkey: There's a banana in your ear.
Second Monkey: What?
First Monkey: There's a banana in your ear!
Second Monkey: What?
First Monkey: There's a banana in your ear!
Second Monkey: I can't hear you, there's a banana in my ear!

Monkey Humor
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Some horticulturists suspect that the banana was the earth's first fruit. Banana plants have been in cultivation since the time of recorded history. One of the earliest records of bananas dates back to Alexander the Great's conquest of India.

History Humor
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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's a monster.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a loose connection.

More ‘Electrician And Electronics Humor’ to come!

Why did the banana go out with the fig?
Because he couldn't find a date.

Dating Humor
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My Pet Banana

I bought a pet banana
and I tried to teach him tricks,
but he wasn't any good at
catching balls or fetching sticks.

He could never catch a Frisbee,
and he wouldn't sit or speak,
though we practiced every afternoon
and evening for a week.

He refused to shake or wave or crawl
or beg or take a bow,
and I tried, but couldn't make him bark
or get him to meow.

He was terrible at playing dead.
He couldn't jump a rope.
When he wouldn't do a single trick
I simply gave up hope.

Though I liked my pet banana,
I returned him with regret.
Boy, I sure do hope this watermelon
makes a better pet.

-Author Unknown

Poetry Humor
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Fun Fact: Americans eat more bananas than any other fruit: a total of eleven billion bananas a year.

American Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10842711

What is long and yellow and always points north?
A magnetic banana.

Geography Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7515722

What is long and yellow and always points north?
A magnetic banana.

Geography Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7515722