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A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the
apartment over his. "Many a night they stamp on the floor
and shout till midnight."
When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied,
"Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet
till about that time most every night anyway."
Tenant Excuses For Not Paying The Rent
"I can't pay my rent as my BMW is in the shop, and I cannot afford
to pay for both."
"I can't pay my rent because the checks come out of Japan and the
plane crashed."
"If I move, my friends won't know where to find me.
"I deposited my paycheck in the bank teller machine and it got
caught in the rollers. It took six days to tear apart the machine."
"I had my choice of paying the rent or buying a car.
I bought a car. I knew you would understand."
"I am sure I paid you -- YOU must have lost it."
"You towed my car away that was illegally parked and I refuse to
pay my rent until you get my car out of impound."
"It's your fault. You deposited my check too late. My automatic
withdrawals went through the bank before the rent check."
"There is nowhere else to go. The place I applied to will not
take me because you are evicting me."
A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient
castle in Europe.
"This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone
in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all
those years."
"Well," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord
I have."
apartment over his. "Many a night they stamp on the floor
and shout till midnight."
When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied,
"Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet
till about that time most every night anyway."
Tenant Excuses For Not Paying The Rent
"I can't pay my rent as my BMW is in the shop, and I cannot afford
to pay for both."
"I can't pay my rent because the checks come out of Japan and the
plane crashed."
"If I move, my friends won't know where to find me.
"I deposited my paycheck in the bank teller machine and it got
caught in the rollers. It took six days to tear apart the machine."
"I had my choice of paying the rent or buying a car.
I bought a car. I knew you would understand."
"I am sure I paid you -- YOU must have lost it."
"You towed my car away that was illegally parked and I refuse to
pay my rent until you get my car out of impound."
"It's your fault. You deposited my check too late. My automatic
withdrawals went through the bank before the rent check."
"There is nowhere else to go. The place I applied to will not
take me because you are evicting me."
A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient
castle in Europe.
"This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone
in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all
those years."
"Well," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord
I have."
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" Name A Term Used In Football " ?
Landlord: "Nut 'n' Honey"
Tenant: As a hole, it's alright, but as an apartment, it's terrible.
...I have to step outside to change my mind.
...When I bring the welcome mat inside, I have wall-to-wall carpeting.
...I have to use a folding toothbrush.
-Steven Wright
Astronomy Humor
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