A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
How do you keep your ears from ringing?
Get an unlisted head.
What kind of advice do you get from hands?
Finger tips.
What can you hold in your right hand that you can't hold in your left hand?
Your left elbow.
How do you keep your feet from falling apart?
Wear loud socks.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter.
What should you do if your ear rings?
Answer it.
Get an unlisted head.
What kind of advice do you get from hands?
Finger tips.
What can you hold in your right hand that you can't hold in your left hand?
Your left elbow.
How do you keep your feet from falling apart?
Wear loud socks.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter.
What should you do if your ear rings?
Answer it.
My feet, they haul me 'round the house,
They hoist me up the stairs;
I only have to steer them -
And they take me everywheres.
-Gelett Burgess