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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: Whom do birds marry?
Answer: Their tweethearts! (sweethearts)

The reason that a lot of men are bachelors is because they fail to embrace their opportunities.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A young man entered a jewelry store to buy his girl's ring. He picked up a sparkling diamond and asked its price. "That one is $10,000," said the jeweler gently. The young man whistled in surprise. He pointed to another and asked, "How much is that one?" "That one, sir," said the jeweler gently, "is two whistles."
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
I knew a girl named Passion,
I asked her for a date;
I took her out to dinner,
And gosh, how passionate!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
I knew a girl named Passion,
I asked her for a date;
I took her out to dinner,
And gosh, how passionate!

(Passion ate)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
You told me once,
But I forgot;
Do you love me,
Or do you not?
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter?
Answer: In the dictionary!
carasmom
carasmom
IYQ Couldn't resist... shall I confess I didn't try too hard... told yall I was going to pull that one on everybody for the next 20 years... *Smile*
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Answer: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What is a ram's favorite song?
Answer: "I Only Have Eyes For Ewe, Dear!"
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
They walked in the lane together,
The sky was covered with stars;
They reached the gate in silence,
He lifted down the bars.
She neither smiled nor thanked him,
Because she knew not how;
For he was a farmer's son,
And she, a Jersey cow.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
Candy is sweet, my love,
But not as sweet as you!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Sweets for my sweet?
mycat
mycat
Love is not a thing to feel.
Love is not a thing to give and receive.
Love is a thing only to become
And eternally be.

~






Those who can live without love
Are not ready
For the world of aspiration.




The most effective medicine
Here on earth
Is love unconditional.

~


The hands of
Power
Are often destructive.
The hands of
Love
Are always creative.






Love the world
With your heart's dreams.
Serve the world
With your life's promises.





No remedy for black hate?
Who says?
Just love
And love more,
That's all.

No remedy for helpless fear?
Who says?
Just love
And love more,
That's all.

No remedy for blind darkness?
Who says?
Just love
And love more,
That's all.

No remedy for lengthy bondage?
Who says?
Just love
And love more,
That's all.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Lenny: If you don't marry me, I'll hang myself from the tree in your front yard.
Penny: Please don't do that. You know my parents don't want you hanging around here.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you attractive.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do you call a girl who has three boyfriends named William?
A Bill collector.