A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
How do you pet a porcupine?
Very, very carefully!
Very, very carefully!
Pop!
Balloon Fun
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Rebecca Jane,
a friend of mine,
went out to pat
a porcupine.
She very shortly
came back in,
disgusted with
the porcupin.
"One never, ever
should," said Jane,
"go out and pat
a porcupain!"
-N. M. Bodecker
Poetry Humor
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"Is that you, Melvin?"
Plant Humor
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The Porc-U-Pine
A glance upon the porc-u-pine
Reveals that it is neither
Pork nor pine;
And why the 'u' between -
To bind? How novel -
Having 'u' for glue!
Some scream for icecream,
Others cry for French fries;
But it's no good to pine
For a quilly porc-u-pine
That's not to eat or to climb!
A prickly-textured beast,
A sort of cactus with eyes and teeth;
And for mobility, four feet.
As neither friend nor foe am I,
Only a strange fragile-skinned passerby,
Porc-u-pine, to you I say, "Bye!"
Beaumont
Now that you've seen that I can (sort of) write poetry, why not give it a try yourself? :-)
An animal that says, "Meowch!" when it licks itself.
Cat Humor
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Any hound a porcupine nudges
Can't be blamed for harboring grudges.
I know one hound that laughed all winter
At a porcupine that sat on a splinter.
-Odgen Nash
Dog Humor
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"Ouch!"
'Pain Humor' is now in development...
A porcupine looks somewhat silly.
He also is extremely quilly.
And if he shoots a quill at you,
Run fast -
Or you'll be quilly, too.
I would not want a porcupine
To be my loving valentine.
-Karla Kuskin
Valentine's Day Humor
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Love Humor
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A "Porky Pine"!
Pig Humor
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"Ouch!"
Physical Pain Humor
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Cag the porcupine poked out his nose.
He lived in the wild where the Alagash flows.
His hair wasn’t curly, his temper was surly.
He’d risen too early which heightened his woes.
Cag the porcupine lumbered along,
There wasn’t a thing in the woods but was wrong.
The world as created was much overrated
And, oh, how he hated that chickadee’s song.
Cag the porcupine lurched on his way.
The fox and the wolverine wished him, “Good day.”
But Cag only mumbled and onward he stumbled,
“Some people”, he grumbled, “have too much to say.”
Cag the porcupine grumped to the hills,
“These sociable folks are the worst of my ills.
I wish I were prickly and stickly” and quickly
He found himself thickly provided with quills.
Cag the porcupine nibbles a cone,
The thistli-est, bristli-est, quadruped known,
And nobody pets him and nobody frets him
And everyone lets him strictly alone.
– Author Unknown
Hermit And Loner Humor
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