Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, pitch their tent, roast some marshmallows, and retire for the night. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you fool, someone has stolen our tent!"

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We take you now to the home of the famous crime-fighting detective and his assistant . . .

Sherlock Holmes: Knock, knock.
Doctor Watson: Who's there?
Sherlock Holmes: The.
Doctor Watson: The, who?
Sherlock Holmes: The who, the what, the why, the when, the where, and the how - once we know that, we will have solved the case. It's elementary, my dear fellow.

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Fun Fact: Sherlock Holmes never actually said the line many have attributed to him, which is, “Elementary, my dear Watson,” in any of Arthur Conan Doyle's books.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were called to a park in London to investigate a crime involving an unusual tree. The ABC Tree, as it was called, had the unique ability to actually grow all the letters of the alphabet. Shockingly, however, it seemed that someone had plucked most of the letters from the tree. Watson approached the tree and examined it closely. "My goodness, Holmes!" he exclaimed. "It appears that some ne'er-do-well has stolen all but the twelfth, thirteenth, and fourteenth letters of the alphabet. What do you make of that, Holmes?" Holmes sucked at his pipe contemplatively for a moment before answering, "Why, it's an LMN Tree, my dear Watson."

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Holmes: Watson, I believe the victim ate poisoned pistachios.
Watson: Sounds like a nut case to me, Holmes.

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Question: What kind of school does Sherlock Holmes go to?
Answer: Elementary, my dear Watson.

Education And School Humor
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