random bollocks

I put on more weight, but then lost a bit again, in fact i think im lighter than i was before. Oh well, it was never going to be easy!
The maggot has got a land rover, its older than me, its amazin, its like something out of all creatures great and small, hell yeah im goin out with James Herriot! Not christopher timothy tho, he was mac on doctors, i think he may be a pisshead, he was always pissed when he was james herriot and he was pissed on doctors, but then on doctors he was married to julia who is a fuckin nut job, and well if i was her husband id probably turn to drink, i mean the silly bint keeps her map in the boot!
and whats the thing with one man bands? what a load of bollocks! is it just a case of not bein able to play one instrument well so playin a load and not showing how bad you are at one in particular because you are walkin round like a total herbert with a giant drum strapped to your back and cymbals on your knees? They are almost as odd as morris dancers!