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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
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After nearly 17 years I left an extremely abusive (mental, emotional and physical) relationship. I had to. I woke up every morning angry that I woke up and had to face another day. The extreme narcissism and manipulation became overwhelming it was slowly suffocating me. Little things set him off. He smashed my face with his palm while spewing vulgarities so close could feel the spit on...
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Has anyone had experience representing yourself in court against your ex? Mine refuses to get his crap out of my house, won't even talk to me or reply to my email or texts, and we've been divorced almost a year. I won't just chuck it or sell it, because I want to "keep my side of the street clean", as my lawyer used to say. I glanced over the 25 pages of motion paperwork, and haven't looked...
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
â??My God!â?? the trooper gasped. â??Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.Are you OK maâ??am?â??
â??Yes, officer, Iâ??m just fineâ?? the blonde chirped.
â??Well, how in the world did this happen?â?? the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
â??Officer, it was the strangest thing!â?? the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!
I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was â?¦.â??
â??Uh, maâ??amâ??, the officer said, cutting her off, â??There isnâ??t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.â??