Here is another one. Sandra died at 7:05 pm Sunday night after fighting stage 4 colon, liver, and lung cancer for 18 months.
I am normally verbose, a million thoughts and ideas a minute but I have been writing this post for an hour now and this is as far as I got.
Thank you insomnia for the extra time spent awake in grief when sleep is all I desire.
Take care everyone.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out doing odd jobs. She started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials...
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed...