Our bathroom has no windows, so at night it is really dark. You can't see your hand in front of your face. One night I got up and was making my way to the bathroom, still asleep. I pulled down my panties, went to sit on the toilet and.........there was somebody already there! My heart stopped, my screams were so high that only the dogs in the neighorhood could here them, I couldn't run because my panties were around my knees, so I stumbled into the wall. And yes, I let go of my water all over my husband. The next thing I hear is this loud thump from when my husband fell off the toilet laughing. He scared me so bad he's lucky I didn't sh@t all over him too!
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