I currently have a dog called Suzy. That's not too funny but she is such a cutie. But I used to have an axolotyl called Aristotle-the-Axolotl. And my niece had a cat called Jem. Nothing funny about that until you consider that she named the cat Jeremy after late-80s one-hit-wonder Jeremy Jordon until she discovered that the cat was a girl, not a boy, so she changed it Jem. Not bad considering she was only about 6. Anyone else got any funny pet names or pet names with funny stories behind them?