A 70 year old was fishing when she heard a voice say "pick me up". She looked around and didn't see anyone so she went on fishing. Again the voice came "pick me up".
She looked over the side of the boat and saw a frog in the water.
The frog said "pick me up and kiss me and I will turn into the handsomest man you have ever seen. The woman picked up the frog and carefully put it in her bait bucket.
The frog said "WAIT you forgot to kiss me!"
She said "No I didn't. At my age I would rather have a talking frog".