okay, i lied, they are not fantastic jokes, but it sounds so much better than, here is your really really bad joke of the day.
GOOD MORNING MY DEAR GIGGLING FRIENDS,
DO YOU KNOW WHY THE BEES ARE SO ITCHY?
THEY HAVE HIVES..................i can hear your giggles starting.
DID YOU HEAR THAT THE TWO BEDBUGS FELL IN LOVE?
YES THEY GOT MARRIED IN THE SPRING........don't lie to me, you love it
and the piesta resistance (i don't know how to spell french but that is supposed to say pee-a-toes-resist-once)
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE WORLDS BIGGEST SPIDER?
IN THE WORLD WIDE WEB................go ahead, admit it, you looked really closely at your computer screens to see if the spider is there, didn't you?