Oh that's great!!!!! I love what comes out of kids mouth. A few months ago my son took the cup we keep in the bath to wash his hair, placed it over himself (I'm sure you can figure out where), and said "where'd it go?!?" My DH and I both almost died!!!

kids say the cutest things my 2 and a half yr old had to go to doctors with me today and wanted to do everything mommy did down to even getting shots

soooo cute i love it!

How cute! My 2 year old son went with us to do some after turkey day shopping at Macy's, where he about wore out the floor running hot laps for an hour. When we were checking out, he looks right at the cashier and proudly proclaimed, "I had fun!" It was priceless!

Thats the sweetiest thing. I have a 2 and a half year old and I was upset one day. I was on the phone with her insurance company all day having problems with them.
And after I got off the phone I was so upset from screaming and yelling. She walked over and she had a cookie in her hand and she handed it to me with the sweetiest face and said "Mommy I think you need this cookie and we should take a timeout together" I was no more good she really knows how to cheer me up when I'm down. I love the things kids say.

After my 3 year old came out of the bathroom, I asked if he remembered to lift the toilet seat....he says:

"No, Mommy doesn't wanna eat poop!"

I think he was expecting me to ask about washing his hands, but I really just don't know lol!

How funny! I wish I would have recorded my daughter every time she said something cute like that!

This isnt really a funny quote but very special. First you should consider my situation. I am a 59+ single dad raising a son who just turned 4 this month. While I believe in God strongly we do not attend church regularly.
On Friday the 21st. his bird died, which he had for 2 years. He asked why she died and I explained that she was old and when animals and people get old they sometimes get sick and die. He wanted to know what we were going to do with her. I explained that we would burry her and then God would come get her and take her to his house so she could fly free and not be in a cage and would not hurt anymore.
On Saturday morning we took her by the lake and buried her and I helped him ask God to come get her. Our walk home was quiet until we got about half way, He stopped me and said Daddy, when you get old and get sick and die, I will ask God to take you to his house so your back wont hurt and you can breathe better. I suffer from chronic back pain and COPD.

That's adorable!

Well if you have ever gone through a divorce you can appreciate this one, my husband and I split up when my oldest was 2. One day my oldest asked my dad how was he born, my father who didn't want to get into too many details told him God made you and my son kept going. My dad could have easily gotten into a birds and bees talk but with my son being 2 he didn't find it appropriate so he told him he was made my immaculant conception. My son was happy with this answer and went on his merry way. The first divorced holiday came, Easter and my ex took our son to have dinner with his family. During dinner my son stood on his chair and proudly proclaimed to my exhusband's family that God made him and he was born by immaculant conception....can you imagine the argument with my ex after that one....it was priceless. Just wish I could have been there to see everyones faces for that one!