HELP / FAQ
Help / FAQ
NEED A GOOD LAUGH Community Group
title says it all
/ NEED A GOOD LAUGH Support Group
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower,
I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small .
Instead of characteristically telling me they' re not,
he uncharacteristically comes up with
a suggestion .
"If you want your breasts to grow,
then every day take a piece of toilet paper
and rub it between them for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything,
I fetch a piece of toilet paper
and stand in front of the mirror,
rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take? " I asked .
" They will grow larger over a period of years ,"
my husband replies.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will
make my breasts larger over the years ?"
Without missing a beat he says ,
" Worked for your butt, didn' t it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
he may even walk again although he will
probably continue to take his meals
through a straw .
Stupid, stupid man
Leave A Reply
Was this really true???
Gotta admit, he may be stupid, but was pretty clever with this one!
Join the Conversation