A husband was out doing yard work in a country setting. He couldn't find the rake and knew his wife had just finished her part of the yard work and had gone in to shower. He yells to her through the opened bathroom window,"Where did you leave the rake?" She yelled her response back to him,but he couldn't understand what she was saying. He yelled again"Where did you leave the rake?" They repeated this failed converstion several times. Finally the wife walked out of the shower and opened the back door totally naked and pointed to her eye,her left breast,her knee and her crotch. Her husband stared at her confused,she repeated her motions a couple of times and slammed the door. Later the husband went into the house and asked his wife"What in the world were you doing making those unlady like motions?" Her reply was"I was telling you where I left the rake-"I"-"left tit"-"neath"-"the bush."
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