A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and
was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2
months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in
the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction,
breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even
had someone come in and change her hair color
and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released
from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home,
she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
'I thought you said I had another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from
out of the path of the ambulance?'