I have a lot of illnesses unfortunately but laughing and music are my medicine and keep me going. My doctor thinks I should go on SNL. Even as a multiple, we are all funny as we are told. I would like to share a lovely story from the 5th grade. We had an assignment that was titled "What the American Flag Means to me." I had written a great story at least I thought. My 5th grade teacher was retiring that year. After I handed in my story she had to ask me what was wrong with my title. She said the story was great but I titled it "What The American Fag Means to Me." The poor woman was so embarrassed and kept trying to tell me in a round about way. I am sure she thought her retirement went out with a bang. I mean really, I just left out an L. That was 1974 and I still hear about it. My family never lets you forget.
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