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I was testing the children in my local Sunday school class to see if
they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and
gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'
Again, the answer was, 'NO!'
By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!
'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the
children, and loved my wife would that get me into Heaven?' I asked them
Again, they all answered, 'NO!'
I was just bursting with pride for them.
Well, I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'
A six-year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out, "YE'VE GOT TAE BE F**KIN'
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