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ever bored in the department store?
01. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
02. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
03. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
04. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
05. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
06. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from thenbedding Department.
07. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
08. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
09. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
11. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
13. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
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