Wow super Dave, Sex and more sex. I mean the post do get boring but come on. Why don't you share first?

If I still had my memory..perhaps I could tell a story or two..Unfortunatley, Im too tired and frazzled to think about anything, let alone SEX

OK i had flown to Miami to see a top Doctor. He sent me to get mri's at this powerful state of Art machine.This meant I had to change my return flight ticket for a day. Which cost me $70 for this change plus another night at a motel.
I showed up and they said could only do one of them that first apptmt and the 2nd half in another day. It was to be 7:00 am on a Thurs. as far as I heard. That meant I had to change my return plane ticket for day later date again and that cost $120.00 this time. plus another night at a motel.
So I waste my time in this dirty motel room, (it was too dangerous outside at night). I get up really early that morning and go to the mri place. I wasn't booked up there. I was meant to be there 7:00PM the evening before. so I delayed the return flight again.

So I begged for them to get me done that day. I had to wait another day for them to fit me in. Thats was the day of my return flight.Then I had to check out of my room and go and see the Doctor again with the mri cd. Then after waiting 2 hours at the Doctors and seeing him and getting a DX'd. I then had to rush to the airport to get the plane.
The crs, was, first making my return flight too soon and then changing the return twice and then the forgetting the mri apptmt. as a morn. instead of the evening before.
I was doing this all by myself and I felt so stupid.

A couple of months ago, during a really bad spell, before I realized how all the dots where connected, my wife called me on the way home from work and asked me to pick up a bag of ice for drinks at a convience store, no problem, so I pick one up and then drive the 3 blocks home and forgot about it. Until the next day on the way from work my wife calls and asks if I would PLEASE pick up a bag of ice tonite...oh, oh. Good thing they used good plastic bags, only 2/3 of the water was in my carpet.

OMG got me blushing, LOL, I dont know that it has ever cost me, unless I should bring up the 4 kids that resulted from us not being able to keep our hands to ourselves through the years. We have been together almost 19 years though, and I do remember when we were 18, and he would buy me some drinks, and then of course one thing led to another, so I guess it paid off for him. LOL! He would go broke now days if he had to buy me drinks to "get any" cause I can pretty much drink a whino under the table, but only when I want to, about 2 times per year. ROFL!!!!

some day are diamonds and some days are not lol

I lost an envelope with $400 in it that I just took out of the bank. I thought I put the envelope in my back pocket..

I've lost cash three or four times now, so I no longer carry it with me.

DAMMIT DAVE! I've been hoodwinked again! I guess I forgot to be wary of these titles!

I've got a serious problem remembering to pay bills, I forget where I put things down and lost my wedding rings for a few days, and after a year, I'm still looking for where I put the airline harness for my son...every time I think I put something in a safe place, I thwart myself! It's not even like a misplaced thing, have you ever had the absolute "dead" parts of your memory, where you can't even recall the time or place you were when you last had it? SUCKS!!! Anyway, the rings are over 1k (thank goodness, I found them after a week), the CARES harness is 100, and the bills are too numerous to count.

I'm shaking my head...can't believe I've been fooled again...sheesh! LOL! xoxoxoxo

I am gonna just blame cog fog on my one reply, I thought the headline was literal, and I read it all wrong. I sure feel like an azz!!! ROFL

very good title dave, that is
a real eye catcher, you knew you'd get people to look at
this one didn't you??
mine isn't so bad, but very
embarassing....i went to
work on my day off...is it
dedication or stupidity, I
think the last one LOL

Well, I washed my clothes today turned on the washer put in the soap went in the bedroom and got my clothes, put them in a basket and got side tracked. Then an hour later I went to put my clothes in the dryer only to find a empty washer.

Sex, money, and bad memories, I spent my first two years of service in southeast asia. I do remember the doc asking if this was my two month blood test or four month? Both... some bad memories are pretty good...muHAHA

does anyone know how this topic wsent to page 4 and one that was before mine is on page one just wondering

ok I get it if you comment on it it moves up, this is all new to me I hardly comment on these things

Today I threw some empty envelopes away in the trash as I went into Fred Meyers. After returning home and getting ready to give my landlady a cashiers check ($695.00) for rent, I couldn't find it anywhere. I realized I might have lost it at FM's (I only had the check in my possession for 1/2 hour!) After they went thru 3 huge bags of trash they found it!! And that was the second check issued. The first one I had to put a stop payment on it because after I saw it once on the table, I never saw it again! It gets so damn frustrating!