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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were
met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter
said, "You must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets
and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It
represents a candle", he said. "You may
pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter
said.
The second man reached into his pocket and
pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and
said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You
may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man, Jack, started searching
desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked, "And just what do
those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter
said, "You must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets
and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It
represents a candle", he said. "You may
pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter
said.
The second man reached into his pocket and
pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and
said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You
may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man, Jack, started searching
desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked, "And just what do
those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
that is great ;)
Thanks