Sorry i had to post another this one is way to damn cute!



When Dad's away, Mom's the Commanding Officer
When Dad's home, Mom's the Executive Officer, coordinating and executing
actions for the Command Team
Keeping track of the kids, she's the S-1.
Collecting the neighborhood news and relaying it to Dad she's the S-2
Making plans for the entire family and training the kids, she's the S-3
Stocking food and supplies for the family she's the S-4
She answers all the family correspondence and makes appointments for Dad;
that makes her the Adjutant.
Worrying about the family budget makes her the Comptroller
Paying the bills and accouting to Dad for the paychecks makes her Finance
and Accounting Officer.
Looking for a new place to live when we move, she's like a Billeting
Officer
Assigning us chores to do, getting us fed, bathed, and put to bed; she's
our First Sergeant
Serving the food and doing the dishes, she's on KP
Carrying small children, she's an Ammunition Handler
Driving the family to all our appointments she's a duty driver.
Cleaning the house and making the beds, she's an orderly
Looking like a queen when she goes out with Dad, she's a Soldier's Lady
Doing all the things well, all the time, she's a true "BIG GUNNER!"

Gosh, Mom's a whole a darned Army!!!!

~Author unknown