Life After Divorce Support Group
This community is dedicated to starting over after a divorce. With the marriage over, how do individuals begin a new chapter in their lives and what hurdles do they face? Divorce is often one of the most traumatic periods in a person's life. Studies show it is the second-most stressful event in life, after the death of a spouse.
Given the women's only divorce website seems to cover serious issues, and the suggested men's only website is more tongue in cheek (at least I hope so), I thought that we ladies might like the opportunity to create a counter site....
Divorce University for Women
By Sarcastic Bitches, Inc.
Our motto: Im not a bitch, I'm THE bitch and that MS bitch to you!
As president & CEO of Sarcastic Bitches, Inc., along with the help of a DS friend, I offer the following seminars for women:
Freshman:
Anger 101 - Includes instructions on how to effectively cuss as well as how create a fitting pet name for that special ex/stbx. My ex's pet name is DW (short for dickwad). Heres a website to get you started. http://www.cheezus.com/mean/index.cfm
Revenge Dont get mad, get even!
Cartooning and Grafitti: How to lampoon your ex/stbx on the nearest overpass so all future OWs will be forewared.
Sophomore:
Sluething 101 - How to find evidence in the most obvious places. Ladies...they ALWAYS leave a trail.
Button Pushing 101 - Since theyre so good at it, we need a class to stay in their league. Nothing is more satisfying than turning the tables.
Junior:
Forgiveness - who? me? forgive? you've got to be kidding...
Acceptance - Yeah as soon as he forks over the decreed settlement & all back spousal & child support and stops spending OUR money on the OW or his silly toys.
Red Flag Warnings - How to spot a lying, narcissistic, sociopathic alcoholic (fill in your ex/stbxs specific personality disorder) before they even open their mouths.
Senior:
Beginning Self-Deprogramming Start to regain your self-esteem and know you are so much better than the OW (or in some cases OM).
DIY Ex-orcism - Step by step instructions on how to rid yourself of your lying, cheating narcissistic, alcoholic sociopath stbx/ex. Step one: dial 1-800-HITMAN (jk folks)
DIY Lobotomy Rid yourself of painful memories
Sarcastic Bitches welcomes any suggestions for future classes.
Divorce University for Women
By Sarcastic Bitches, Inc.
Our motto: Im not a bitch, I'm THE bitch and that MS bitch to you!
As president & CEO of Sarcastic Bitches, Inc., along with the help of a DS friend, I offer the following seminars for women:
Freshman:
Anger 101 - Includes instructions on how to effectively cuss as well as how create a fitting pet name for that special ex/stbx. My ex's pet name is DW (short for dickwad). Heres a website to get you started. http://www.cheezus.com/mean/index.cfm
Revenge Dont get mad, get even!
Cartooning and Grafitti: How to lampoon your ex/stbx on the nearest overpass so all future OWs will be forewared.
Sophomore:
Sluething 101 - How to find evidence in the most obvious places. Ladies...they ALWAYS leave a trail.
Button Pushing 101 - Since theyre so good at it, we need a class to stay in their league. Nothing is more satisfying than turning the tables.
Junior:
Forgiveness - who? me? forgive? you've got to be kidding...
Acceptance - Yeah as soon as he forks over the decreed settlement & all back spousal & child support and stops spending OUR money on the OW or his silly toys.
Red Flag Warnings - How to spot a lying, narcissistic, sociopathic alcoholic (fill in your ex/stbxs specific personality disorder) before they even open their mouths.
Senior:
Beginning Self-Deprogramming Start to regain your self-esteem and know you are so much better than the OW (or in some cases OM).
DIY Ex-orcism - Step by step instructions on how to rid yourself of your lying, cheating narcissistic, alcoholic sociopath stbx/ex. Step one: dial 1-800-HITMAN (jk folks)
DIY Lobotomy Rid yourself of painful memories
Sarcastic Bitches welcomes any suggestions for future classes.
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How to prevent the slimy f***er spreading a load of lies and half-truths to family and friends, and how to counter such an attack if necessary?
I reckon I've already passed my degree in that one ;)
You know the kind of people who always feel the need to know all the sordid details and impart their own unique brand of 'wisdom' about a situation they know nothing about!
All you have to do is cultivate one of those types as your new best friend, and 'confide' enough information to them - all in the strictest confidence of course - to ensure that it gets spread all over town.
Hey, if he's playing that game anyway, all you have to do is just be that little bit more clever about sharing enough information to discredit him ;)
My ex lied so much, he couldn't keep his stories straight and sometimes I found out things from total strangers.
They always leave a trail....
How about
What you Need to Know About Making New "Friends"
* Getting to Know Yourself Again
* DIY Background Checking on the Cheap - Including make sure those test results are the read deal, & credit checks - why not, everyone else does it
* Navigating Online Dating Sites - Should I or Shouldn't I? (frankly they scare the beejeebies out of me)
More suggestions?
Sigh...maybe someone has some good ideas.
OH, And I've tried volunteering - apparently so have all the other women LOL...no men there.