Hello ladies. As some of you know, I'm heading into surgery on Thursday. My partner and I will be celebrating our 9th anniversary on Wednesday (heck of a celebration, eh?). We went out of town last weekend to officially celebrate instead. However, this surgery will mean at least 4-5 weeks of no intimate relations *wink wink*. Sweet Genea will be losing her mind!!

Anyway, anyone that saw Iroam's Christmas list (in response to Gozzy's thread) will recall she mentioned the Feeldoe. I am so curious about this item! I think it could be the best thing EVER invented. So, I showed Genea online and she said, let's celebrate (early) our anniversary by going and buying it! Checked online and one of the local 'toy shops' is supposed to carry it. Off we go, hand in hand, two cute little lesbians in love, to the primarily heterosexual toy shop in our little conservative suburb. We wander and wander the store, joking, getting some unwanted attention from some men (I think they were truckers - ew!) and not finding the Feeldoe.
Please keep in mind, I am the delicate flower in our relationship - she is more butch (although soft butch) and basically treats me like a princess. But, even though I batted my eyes, reminded her of the cute thong and bra set I was wearing and pouted, she would not ask if they had it!! SO, I had to.....

The result? Lots of 'gentlemen' gathering as I explained it to the male salesclerk, lots of elbowing between (male) friends as I attempted to explain how it differed from other products, three unsolicited phone numbers handed to me/us, one woman asking for more detail and, still, no Feeldoe! What an amusing trip.

Iroam - I have you to thank for this!! :)

We'll be trying another 'toy store' later today ladies!!