ROCHESTER AND SYRACUSE ARE 88 MILES APART. IF ERIC LEAVES ROCHESTER ON A BICYCLE TRAVELLING
10 MILES PER HOUR AND ALISON LEAVES SYRACUSE ON FOOT, TRAVELLING 1 MILE PER HOUR.........
HOW MANY MILES WILL ERIC HAVE TO TRAVEL BEFORE MEETING ALISON ON THE WAY?
When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quickerHis throat gets dry, he goes weak in the kneesAnd he begins to think irrationally.Ever wonder why?Because she smells like a new truck!!!
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at night.An old Granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV"