The first one goes in for an interview and the guy behind the desk asks him what kind of skills he has.
"I'm a wood cutter"
"Well we can off you you a job at $10.00 per hour"
The second guy goes in and the manager asks the same question.
"I'm a Pilot"
The manager is all exited and says "Excellent, we know an airline that is in need of your skills. We can offer you a job at $150.000 per year salary."
The two hillbillies chat about their experiences and the first one storms back in the office all upset. "Why do I get $10.00 per hour and he gets $150,000?"
"Well, your just a wood cutter and he's a pilot."
"I know... I cut the wood and he piles it."