The first one goes in for an interview and the guy behind the desk asks him what kind of skills he has.
"I'm a wood cutter"
"Well we can off you you a job at $10.00 per hour"
The second guy goes in and the manager asks the same question.
"I'm a Pilot"
The manager is all exited and says "Excellent, we know an airline that is in need of your skills. We can offer you a job at $150.000 per year salary."
The two hillbillies chat about their experiences and the first one storms back in the office all upset. "Why do I get $10.00 per hour and he gets $150,000?"
"Well, your just a wood cutter and he's a pilot."
"I know... I cut the wood and he piles it."
I took an unfortunate fall When the paramedics arrived, they had to break in the back door. Sounded like a bomb going off. All three cats ran out in panic. I then spent 3 weeks in the hospital. A friend put out food both in and outside, but no inside food or water was touched. When I arrived home, Rust was in the backyard, but would back off as he neared the door for several hours. ...
What a most remarkable Monday Night Game. Congratulations on a most difficult week with 9 points to Yorman who wins for the third time and twice in a row (weeks 4 and 10) Willgord (Gordy) and Attester who also wins for the third time (3 & 8). Sweet pickin em. Also high five to all the others whom all came very close.Results are in the first reply.