The population of this country is 237 million ppl.
One hundred four million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. Eighty five million are in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. Two point eight million are in the Armed Forces , which leave 16.2 million working. Take from the total the 14,800,000 ppl who work for the State and City Governments and that leave 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 ppl in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 ppl in prisons. That leaves just 2 ppl to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting here reading jokes ;)
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman...
A man and his wife are waken one night by glass breaking. An escaped prisoner storms into their bedroom and ties up the two of them: the husband to a chair, the wife to the bed. The man leans over the wife, talks with her, and goes into the adjacent bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, he probably wants sex, but just give it to him because he's dangerous. If you don't, he could...