Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away! Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you f_ck off, I'm trying to take a shit!"
A little something I read that is thought provoking: Shoes in Church I showered and shaved................ I adjusted my tie.... I got there and sat................ In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer............ As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me....... Touching my own. I sighed. With plenty of room on either side......... I thought, 'Why must our soles touch?'...
Hey guys, You can call me Cam and I’m a 17 year old girl still in high school. I’ve been feeling very afraid about this for a while now, lately it’s been keeping me up at night.What it is, is that I just can’t bare the thought of growing up. Of dying, of being without my parents and without the comforts of my home and family. It scares me so bad. I already have bad anxiety so this makes...