Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two
different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was a proctologist so they put up a sign reading :
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones : Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable so they
again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.
Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.
Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!
So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.
Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.
Loons and Moons - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.
Everybody loved it.,
Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting what to have for supper. Liberty is an armed sheep contesting the vote.
When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quickerHis throat gets dry, he goes weak in the kneesAnd he begins to think irrationally.Ever wonder why?Because she smells like a new truck!!!