Two Priests are walking down the street when a drunk man comes up to them.
He says, to the first Priest," I'm Jesus Christ."
The Priest replys," No son, you're not!" So he says to the second,"I'm Jesus Christ."
He says,"No, son, you're not."
The drunk says," Look I can prove it."
He takes the two Preists into the bar.
The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says," JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE HERE AGAIN!!!"
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child...
A DRUNK SEES A MAN LOOKING UNDER THE HOOD OF HIS CAR. "WASSUP?" SAYS THE DRUNK. THE MAN SAYS, "PISTON BROKE." "YEAH," SAYS THE DRUNK. "ME, TOO!"