I grew up with several Narcissistic people in my family. Life was Terrible.I saw this joke and like it. If you don't know about Narcs, everything is about them. They want everything their way.
Q. How many Narks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one! He holds the lightbulb while the world revolves around him.
Loki and Coyote were loafing around in the otherworld just looking for a bit of fun when they noticed Father Murphy one Sunday morning as he gazed out his window on an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day. Without any help from anyone the priest decided he just had to play golf. So... he called his stand-in that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for Murphy's flock...
You can't use "Beefstew" for a passwordIt's not stroganoff.