I grew up with several Narcissistic people in my family. Life was Terrible.I saw this joke and like it. If you don't know about Narcs, everything is about them. They want everything their way.
Q. How many Narks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one! He holds the lightbulb while the world revolves around him.
A young man who had watched the sun rise, now saw an older man on a pebble beach picking up a star fish and throwing it back into the sea. Upon closer examination, the watcher noticed there were hundreds of not thousands of star fish all over the beach. The sun was getting higher, it would soon be hot and this task of picking up the star fish would be an impossible task to complete. So he...
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter. There was a problem though – everything the princess touched would melt. It didn’t matter what it was made of: metal, wood, stone… anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and...