I grew up with several Narcissistic people in my family. Life was Terrible.I saw this joke and like it. If you don't know about Narcs, everything is about them. They want everything their way.
Q. How many Narks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one! He holds the lightbulb while the world revolves around him.
Reporter: May I interview you?Man: yesReporter: Name?Man: Abdul Al-RazeemReporter: Sex?Man: 3 to 4 times a weekReporter: No, I mean male or female?Man: Oh, yes... male, female.... sometimes camel.Reporter: Holy Cow!!!Man: Yes, yes... cow, sheep.... dog. Animals in general. Reporter: But isn't that hostile?Man: Oh sure, Horse style, dog style... most any style.Reporter: Oh, dear!!Man: No, no...