1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
2. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for
3. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
4. The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit
5. The eagles club formed an add hawk committee.
6. Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their
Vocal cords. They can't croak.
7. A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar
8. The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
9. Pour hot water down a rabbit hole and you get a hot cross bunny.
10. Did you hear about the two seeing eye dogs that went on a blind
if it is too hot to hold hand on pavement upside down 5seconds it is too hot for your pets paws....do not burn your dogs pads on hot pavement.....thanks....bill