- What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are Wanted.
A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.'
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?'
The man replied, 'a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'
A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works.
Next Christmas comes by and the husband doesn't get his MIL a gift.
When the mother-in-law asks, "Why haven't I had a gift from you?" the husband says, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"
When we're young , we sneak out of the house to go to parties,When we're older we sneak out of the party to get home.
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