A guy and a girl meet at a bar.
They get along so well that they decide togo to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands.
"One thing led to another and they make love,
.After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How didyou figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quickerHis throat gets dry, he goes weak in the kneesAnd he begins to think irrationally.Ever wonder why?Because she smells like a new truck!!!
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at night.An old Granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV"